RUNT STUN GUNS
The Runt reminds Poppajohn of an old sojer he used to know

Seems like Poppajohns' mind is wandrin this mornin, Yeah sure is. Okay picture this, late November 1967 De Old Effo aka. Da New Effo reports to Charlie Battery 2/19 Arty,(direct support to the 2/8 Cavalry) Camp Radcliffe, An Khe, RVN. Meet the big boss and trade salutes, receive my assignment as F.O. attached to ACO 2/8 Cavalry. They are somewhere in the boondocks. Catch a plane ride to LZ English, on the Bong Son. Find the 2/8 Cavalry HQ and check in, bum a chopper ride out to somewhere in the boondocks. Locate Captain T. The CO and introduce myself, he seems happy to meet me I think he's just happy to have an FO again, no one tells me what happened to the old one (I did find out later but that's another story). Capt. T. introduces me to his Lieutenants, First Sergeant C. and the other non coms. Now among the Platoon leaders is a young man who smiled all the time and curse my memory I cannot remember his real name but he was the only one I ever saw who maintained a fixed bayonet on his M16. So be it, he was first platoon leader and his call sign was "killer" on the Troops internal net. He enjoyed being a warrior at least as much as anyone I ever met, anyway Killer always delivered what the CO wanted though Cpt. T. did mutter about him at times. So why am I bringing this up? Cuz the Runt Stun Gun reminds me of Killer, the same small package the same bad attitude and the same giant size bite. Killer while not a large man was still a mighty warrior and we never called him "little" or Runt either for that matter. The Runt is a mini that delivers just like killer did. It’s easily concealable, and nearly undetectable in the hand of a man or woman.

What your local mook won't notice will drop him like a sapper caught in a night vision scope. The Runt uses new cutting edge micro-technology to deliver super powered protection.

There are three voltage levels so you can pick your attackers poison. You can carry the Runt in your hand or pocket. If you would like to wear it like a pager (no one will know it isn't) there is a heavy duty nylon belt loop holster included. Batteries included.

This unit is perfect for women of all ages, and works for men as well. Order the Runt today for virtually invisible protection. Available in 2,500,000, 3,500,000 or 4,500,000 volts.

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