PRETENDER CELL PHONE STUN GUN
Poppajohn says, these are like Claymore Mines for ambushing your local creeps

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PERSONAL SECURITY 4U

THE PRETENDER

4.5 Million Volt

CELL PHONE STUN GUN

pretends to be a camera cell phone,

but it's not.

It's a powerful 4.5 million volt stun gun. This cell phone stun gun will really give you the edge since an attacker will think you are just carrying a cell phone. It also has a very bright built-in 12 LED flashlight.

The US Military Worlds Best A normal operation for the US Army ground forces in a guerrilla type encounter is to set up ambushes (pick out likely trail intersections that the enemy might use and under cover of darkness place a team to watch the spot and engage the enemy there if he should show), which is to say capture or kill the enemy combatants on the spot if possible.

You can set up your own kind of "reverse ambush" for whatever local mooks might be using the trails where you live with one of the Cell Phone Stun Guns on this page. Not that you would seek them out but should they come for you or yours it's guaranteed they will never suspect that the cell phone your wife or daughter is holding is going to zap them into next week
BUT IT WILL!!

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THE PRETENDER 4,500,000 volt CELL PHONE STUN GUN appears to be a camera cell phone, it's not of course, we know it's a Claymore Mine (e.g. powerful directional anti-personnel ordnance) for

ambushing your local muggers. It's a high powered 4,500,000 volt stun gun. It also has a very bright built-in 12 LED flashlight. To prevent accidental discharge, two levels of safety are built in. The safety switch must be in the on position (this will cause an LED warning light

to come on) and the trigger button pressed before the unit will operate.
It operates on three (3) CR2 batteries which are included FREE ($12.00 value).
FREE holster also included.
Only 3.8 inches tall

You may wish to try the Immobilizer cell phone stun gun instead or the Candy Apple Red Cell Phone stun gun all operate easily and give you the same stealth advantage. Please check out stun gun legality before ordering. If your'e curious about how stun guns function this'll tell ya. Remember, the purpose of this stun gun, and all other non-lethal self defense products, is to give you time to escape. Use the cellphone stun gun, then run for safety. Don't stand around looking at the slobbering would be perp on the ground.

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Does Not Work as a Cell Phone -- only Stun Gun and Flashlight

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Pretender 4,500,000 Volt
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4,500,000 volt Stun Gun
Bright 12 LED Flashlight
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PRETENDER CELL PHONE STUN GUN Poppajohn says, these are like Claymore Mines for ambushing your local creeps

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THE PRETENDER 4.5 Million Volt CELL PHONE STUN GUN pretends to be a camera cell phone, but it's not.

PRETENDER CELL PHONE STUN GUN
Poppajohn says, these are like Claymore Mines for ambushing your local creeps

POPPAJOHNS'
PERSONAL SECURITY 4U

THE PRETENDER

4.5 Million Volt

CELL PHONE STUN GUN

pretends to be a camera cell phone,

but it's not.