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This is De Old Effos' best shot at splainin how we used
to move and shoot artillery in the middle of the night
for the benefit of the NVA and others who were deserving.
All the while carrying a fully automatic personal fire
arm (come to think of it that might be the best answer
for here and now also) Oh well since that's not possible
the next best thing just might be the Hot Shot Stun
Gun.
OTHERS CHARGE $64.95
POPPAJOHN'S PRICE $54.99
De Old Effo loves packin nearly a million volts of personal
protection on his belt and you will too! Most folks won't
even be able to tell that you have a personal protection
device because the Hot
Shot Stun Gun looks so darn much like a Blackberry,
or cell phone even clips on your belt with it's own clip.
The Hot Shot Stun Gun has the power of the incredible
hulk or a "one oh five" (little
artillery lingo there forya). Oh yeah there was spose
to be a story here. So here we go, ya know folks there
was this thing we did back in the day called an artillery
raid (ref: Helicopters in Battle 1950-1975. by Simon
Dunstan Pages 79 & 80 will explain it for you, kinda).
I will explain it better here. We would pack up a platoon
(2 tubes) of our howitzers before dawn and transport
em via Chinooks (those are big choppers folks, actually
we called em "Hooks" but that's a different
story) they could carry a 105 and crew along with 60
of its' big bullets to some place real close to where
Charlie' had some of his caves or hootches or an NVA
bunker complex and we'd shoot em up in a hurry with
105 mm rounds. 3240 lbs of impacted pig iron and HE
in less'n 30 minutes and we were gone. This was a real
heck of a surprise and shock forem you might even call
it stunning to whatever mooks
we woke up in this manner but we pretty much thought
it was a hoot.
You can stage your own artillery raid on your local
mooks.
With a Hot Shot Stun Gun of your own. The brutal 975,000
volts combined with the element of surprise and the
Hot Shot Stun Gun will hit em like a 105 round and handle
your assailant in short order just
like we handled Charlie in sixty eight. A short
blast from this almost invisible Hot Shot Stun Gun will
give any of your indigenous mooks stupid enough to attack
you an asian muscle massage that'll have them incapable
of much more than drooling for five to ten minutes.
That's why I have the Hot Shot stun gun for sale in
the first place, I guarantee you'll think it's a hoot.
The hot shot stun gun is equipped with a safety switch
and an illuminated red light that tells you it’s
ready to fire a "trail runner" (little more
artillery stuff there) on your local mook.
3 Lithium CR123A Batteries and
detachable stainless steel belt clip ARE INCLUDED.
Best Quality/Best buy. This is the Stun Master Hot Shot
Stun Gun. Order yours today, and walk point with confidence.
De Old Effo has em in stock! if the small and powerful
Hot Shot stun gun turns you on you should also check
out the
runt. Unless you prefer a larger
stun gun or the worlds most
well made stun gun.
Oh just a quick observation on the Vietnam War you may
not know "we
won".
Always carry personal protection, be aware and have
a plan.
How
hot shot stun guns work....stun
gun laws
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