ELECTRONIC BARKING WATCH DOG
sounds just like one of the Dog Handlers' Shepherds

Thats the Worlds BEST dog on the right guarding a late summer snow patch at 10,000 feet in the Sierras, she really thinks shes the guy on the left.

Hi Folks, I love my Golden Retriever Maxinne (plan was get the boys a dog and name it Max, but the boys picked a girl) she's a great dog and when she barks in the entry way she sounds like a Great Dane, best alarm system ever invented but most of the time when I leave she leaves with me. So who's guardin the homestead then?

The barking alarm can't work when it ain't there can it??

Now the local Constabulary will tell ya that a barking dog is a great way to scare off burglars and other mooks but what happens when you take your barking deterrent with you when you leave??

Well Poppajohn has the answer and a new barking dog ferya and this one ya don't even have to feed, give it water or take for a walk. The Electronic Secure Dog is the ideal electronic barking watchdog because ol Rex does what even the best living, breathing watchdog can't do (without some of the annoying problems that go with owning a dog like pickin up after em). With Super Dog Rex's electronic radar eyes, the Electronic Watch Dog can "see" (well sense) through thick doors, walls and glass. Once you plug Rex your new barking dog security system in, he'll stay on duty 24/7, until the electricity finally gets turned off after the greenies get their way (I plan on having a gas burning generator and make my own fuel). Your electronic barking watchdog can protect your homes, apartments, mobile homes, RV's, jewelry stores, hotels, factories, warehouses, public and private buildings of virtually every kind, you name it Rex'll cover it. As alarm systems go this has got to be the greatest (er second greatest) since the first dog that ever licked the hand of man.